It’s Officially Official. Literally.

Put Your Sweatpants On.

What is This Gelatinous Muck?

We Knee Deep in the Muck and We Be Keeping the Muck Real.

Somewhere in Winooski, Vermont around 1998 a dream was born. A noble dream to gather ten of the most randomly talented goof offs in town and start a rap band. Some played instruments. Some rapped. Everybody danced. By the end of 1999, Gelatinous Muck had touched the lives of literally thousands of people. Mostly college kids at parties, but they’re people, too. Actually, some of the best people I know were college kids at parties.

Look forward to the Summer of 2024, where the Gelatinous crew is forging an epic party for the 25th year anniversary of 1999: The Year of the Sweatpants. See above for details!

The Members of the Muck

“Professor Peter Porter” – Peter Sampieri
“Oscar Bug” – James MacNamara
“Miracle Johan” – John Kulsick
“Skippy Freakshow” – Skip Wrightson
“Boom Boom” – Matt Frawley
“Phatty V the Robot Drummer” – Matt Venditti
“The Evil Lord Gyxl” – Phil Gambardella
“Doctor Dare” – Eric Epps
“Trapezoid Bruce” – Pat McCoy
“Donkey Conga” – Keith Gvazdauskas

Honorary Members

Greggy Marion R.I.P.

Past Shows

Slade Hall, UVM – Burlington VT Fall 1998

Loomis Street – Burlington VT Winter 1998

The Ross Sports Center, Saint Michael’s College – Winooski VT Spring 1999

Loomis Street – Burlington VT Spring 1999

Town House Saint Michael’s College – Winooski VT Spring 1999

McCarthy Arts Center Saint Michael’s College – Winooski VT Spring 1999

Vermont Pub and Brewery – Burlington VT Spring 2001

Photo Gallery

The Proof is in the Pudding – The Jams!

Contact

Please contact Miracle Johan / John Kulsick with any inquiries at johnkulsick@gmail.com

…When we’re flying to the horsehead nebula never regular
This style guarantees you all one mutha helluva jam
So jam this, all is bliss, all is one,
We’ve got to unite in the one mutha helluva jam
So jam this, all is bliss, all is one,
We’ve got to unite in the one mutha helluva jam…

– Gelatinous Muck –